bogleech:

fourteengpc:

bogleech:

Maybe this was common knowledge to some folks but I only learned today that koalas have so little cognitive power, they won’t recognize leaves as food if they’re not on a tree branch. They have almost 0 learning capability or problem solving ability.

For years people thought that you couldn’t keep koalas in captivity because they were just ‘too sensitive’ and ‘meant to be wild’ 

Then they realized that the koalas literally just couldn’t figure out that leaves in a bowl were food

Apparently the koala’s brain represents only 0.2% of its body weight, the lowest of any mammal. In addition, it occupies only 61% of its already unusually small skull cavity, it’s completely smooth all over and there’s a big hole through the middle where the lobes never connect.

star-eaters:

girlasabodyofwater:

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

hotwhiteguy:

i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

hellbabyfromhell:

you eat dry mini wheats in bed, you pay the price (sleeping on sharp pieces of wheat)

shucktsubo:

ginger-ale-official:

musclemancer:

ginger-ale-official:

musclemancer:

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

hohoho! comparing these other drinks to ginger ale is like sticking you hand in a blender! because in both situations… heh you’ll know soon enough

hi “ginger-ale-official”.

thanks for your comment on my post.

except, no thanks.

your heart will stop beating at 9:10 PM EST on 2018/04/30

make the best of your remaining time!

Venus :)

I got rid of my heart twenty five years ago to make room! (for ginger ale) do not fear though friend! Your reckoning will soon be upon you!

I am witnessing a conversation between two gods.

theocseason4:

silverskings:

drarry-imagines:

theocseason4:

u ever a good person just to flex on ur father

Is this Draco Malfoy?

We found Draco.

kalichnikov:

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

mcccree:

when the world considers you an ugly woman it really shapes the way everyone, including women, interact with you down to even the tiniest interaction and it feels so fucking hopeless to see how people prettier than you are treated and the…the difference in behavior is often so VISIBLE it really hurts like…there’s no hope there’s no hope there’s noooo hoooope

jeffbezosdivorcelawyer:

me: i’m a twisted fucking cycle path

my therapist: dude you’re sick go see a siciatres

cowboysuggest:

give a cop a shower call that ham sanitizer

naamahdarling:

octahedronhd:

This is Shakespearian.